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Sunday. 6.6.04 10:12 am
‘cking hell. I think I just lost 50 bucks.

I was at an ATM machine last evening and tried to withdraw some money. Everything went fine…at first. The machine went beep-click-whirr and spit out my ATM card along with my transaction statement, but goddamn if it refused to fork my money over as well. I kicked it then, but only succeeded in bruising my toes. Christ, did it think it was being funny? Was I the victim of some sick twisted joke the evil hunk of metal had meticulously planned out? Bloody hell, that was my money! I could have done a frillion things with 50 bucks, like:

- bought the Darkness’s album
- or watched Van Helsing five more times
- or bribed my way out of a speeding ticket
- or purchased 50 bucks’ worth of paper clips to link into an elaborate suit of armor
- or extended my Lego family to include women, cattle and intact horsies
- or got half an iguana from Pets Wonderland
- or eaten 50 a-buck-each durians
- or gorged myself on Maui Brownie Madness and Old Fashioned Butter Pecan
- or settled my medical bill after eating too much ice cream and durians
- or paid Milê to kiss Joel…but he seems willing to do that for free tho
- or added another 10 cars to my Hot Wheels collection.

My life (and Joel’s) could have been enriched in so many ways, but now these things will never come to pass. I am hollow. And I wish the ATM machine eternity in the Junkyard of Hell for this.

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just sings "get your hands of my money you !@#$%^&*()_+"
» spy (219.95.96.243) on 2004-06-06 12:48:28

Other things to do with 50 bucks....
-eat loads of sushi -buy more pirated dvds -buy more pirated ps2 games -buy more junk food when u come to dsa a.k.a thiru's room -buy 5 newts for cfp -hmmmm.... me want baskin -help the poor.... e.g. me, jeevan, and co - pay for fuel to take yogi for malaysian idol -get joel coconut bra -get steven a decent haircut -a new pillow case for Mr. Stinky?
» Syrus Black (218.111.23.127) on 2004-06-07 12:02:47

hmmm???
umm..wat happened, jamie?..why don't you just bring a chain-saw and cut the whole ATM open and take the money from it..oh man...that was lame..ok i'll keep quiet now..
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