My hair's been butchered. It's murder, I tell you. Disaster. DI-SAS-TUUUUUUUR...

Oh I should have known something was up when I walked into the hairdresser's. The signs were all there. The shop was empty. The floor was devoid of discarded hair. He didn't even look GAY!!! How could I have been so blind? Curse me for an unsuspecting fool!

I saw the way he lit up when I agreed to layers. But I mistook the scissors-happy relief for a burst of creative genius. And the magazines he piled onto my lap! A blatant attempt at misdirection if I ever saw one. And I fell for it! Where was my opera bellower crying "MISTAKE!" when I needed him? When I finally glanced past the pages, I nearly passed out at the sight of the amount of hair blanketing my lap. That couldn't possibly be all mine!

And then I looked up into the mirror. And a knife twisted into my heart. I felt like a wronged muse. Trusting this "artist" with my very soul, only to have it mutilated into a grotesque parody of perfection.

But it's not so much the hacking of my hair that has me in agony. My hair will grow back. It's the betrayal that rips at me. Will I ever heal?

Categories: Ouch [t]

See..
this is why I cut my own hair. First, it's always easier to forgive yourself; plus, it was free anyway.
» dave on 2005-06-05 09:28:07

Alas
Wise words indeed. But where else can I waste my money on temporary self-gratification, or in this case, artistic masochism?
» theZEBRA on 2005-06-05 10:22:07

dunno why i cant babble in your chatterbox..so a comment here will do. cant wait to see your hair. :) promise i'll keep my reaction to smiling. :)
» trina (218.111.148.47) on 2005-06-06 11:15:21

It is certainly right
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