In my long long list of prospective careers, I've been forced to cross a few options off due to sheer lack of talent or the shadowy secret agencies working against me.

Elephant doctor in Africa
Fighter pilot
Pro skateboarder
Brooding poet
Sexy-ass rock star

And now, I have yet another to strike off my list.

Brilliant Psychology lecturer

Never did I realise what trauma lecturers go through daily. That is 'til I suddenly found myself "guest-lecturing" a class of a hundred-plus students yesterday. "Go on," Lecturess-Who-Thought-It-Would-Be-Hilarious said. "You know this stuff -- you're tutoring it! What could possibly go wrong?"

What indeedy. One minute I'm spinning myself dizzy in the tutors' room (and such excellent spin-ny chairs they have there), the next I'm onstage trembling in the frillion-watt glare of 200-odd eyeballs. Students are cruel. I'm one myself, but I'd just never noticed it. Sitting in their little seats, scheming their little schemes. Just waiting for me to stumble. And their smart-arse questions...it was all I could do to deflect them and try to appear somewhat more knowledgable than them. Cuz I knew that at the slightest sign of weakness, they'd rip into me with their evil Corinthian-like eyes and leave me a slightly gooey but extremely messy puddle on the carpet.

Now all I have left are:

Barmaid
Telemarketer

"Your eyeballs are hurting me."

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RIP em out I say...
lol mundane huh? standing in front of a 100 people is a big deal if you ask me. but look on the bright side not many people end up doing what they want but still they manage to smile. Take me for instance; i have always aimed really high, so imagine my disappointment when i was told at the tender age of 8 or 9 that i would NEVER no matter how hard i tried be the pope.
» CONDESCENDme on 2005-09-08 04:03:04

I just can't resist spanking people! And elephant doctor!??! Why? But if you do have a penchant to be a barmaid, i certainly wouldn't mind seeing you with a bowtie and a drink at my place :) Paul
» Paul (61.6.58.72) on 2005-09-09 04:34:27

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» Heriberto (60.217.249.12) on 2010-08-29 05:42:32

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