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Family Court One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with. Ogden Nash | Cockroach, Foot, Nuclear Bomb Friday. 1.20.06 6:34 pm Scissors, paper, stone. The age-old decider of who has to eat the mouldy chip or who gets to be the designated driver. A classic game played by many.
But not anymore. It's time to get with it. Did you not watch the episode of That '70s Show featuring Hyde's brainchild? Cuz short of being trapped in an underground bomb shelter for the last 10 years, there's really no excuse. That's right. Now it's "Cockroach, Foot, Nuclear Bomb". And it's been this way for the past two years or so. So forgive me for sneering at you for starting the count with "Sciiiisors..." And because I'm frankly quite sick of having to explain it over and over again to the cableless uninitiated, I'll do it just one last time. Here. With pictures. So let no one say that I care nothing for my readers. Right. Pay attention, my hatchlings. The three elements (courtesy of Laura): FOOT NUCLEAR BOMB The rest is pure logic. Foot stomps on Cockroach, Nuclear Bomb destroys Foot, and Cockroach survives Nuclear Bomb. It's really not rocket science. Categories: My Awesomeness [t] Recommended by 1 Member 32 Comments. Cockroach, Foot, Nuclear Bomb J and I use the "scissors-paper-stone" way to decide who pays for lunch and dinner. But we shall try "cockroach-foot-nuclear bomb" tonight :) BTW, was just wondering why you address your readers "hatchlings". Reminded me of my >100 river terrapin hatchlings, hahahah :) » pelf (60.48.68.230) on 2006-01-20 05:12:59 pelf: Hurrah for you! Do you play loser-pays (like me), or do you prefer winner-pays (I like going out for meals with these sort of people)? Re. hatchlings - it's a well-known fact that zebras (v2.0) lay eggs. » theZEBRA on 2006-01-20 05:44:33 My buddy invented one of those... It's called "thumbs up, middlefinger, heavy metal sign." Middle finger always wins. » JJ (68.83.172.211) on 2006-01-20 06:45:33 Yes, loser pays. But I always win ;) » pelf (60.48.68.230) on 2006-01-20 08:30:26 JJ: Ah, excellent game that. I play it all the time. Especially during traffic jams. But I always seem to tie with my game-partners.
pelf: I have much to learn from you then. Cuz I always end up having to fetch the drinks. You must tell me how this one worked out for you at dinner.
Jay: Someone here's got major agro issues. And regarding the other two - well, Jay, you are <whisper> A WHOLE DECADE(!!!) </whisper> older than me. *Cue evil laughter*
True, true, there were room for cheating and all due to the fact that we haven't gotten used to it yet :) But we had a good laugh because J hates roaches, so he repeatedly did the roach sign hoping that I would give him the foot sign :)
pelf: J sounds very much like Fez then. Anyhoo, ample room for cheating is what makes games fun. :D Laynie: Yes, you've got it! You clever hatchling you. Remember tho, the foot's gotta face downwards to smoosh the roach, while the bomb faces upwards for maximum explosioney effect. middaymoon: Post-nuclear roaches, as the lore goes, are grotesquely-mutated creatures. If they don't evolve into something with killer powers, their sheer ugliness (yes, impossible as it is to believe, they WILL get uglier) alone will kill all humans around. No humans = no nuclear bombs. The cockroach is all-powerful.
buttsh4k3r: Anything that can survive for 3 days without its head laughs at a post-nuclear stinkhole.
dave: Zebras (v2.0) and post-nuke roaches have been sworn enemies since the first nuclear bomb exploded.
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