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Monday. 7.31.06 6:20 pm
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Approaching my 21st birthday, I thought that I was too old to play with dolls. But that was before I got my very own Capt. Jack Sparrow to play with! He says things so naughty that even my dog blushed when she accidentally nudged the button. And he's amazingly detailed, right down to the dirty fingernails. I only wish that the same attention to detail was given to his, err, anatomy (you depraved lot, there are THREE hands!).



So thanks to you, I can now molest Johnny to my heart's content. And if that's not a great gift, I don't know what is.

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15 Comments.


lol, are his limbs and neck bendable? Also, why does he have a 3rd hand?
» dave on 2006-07-31 11:08:23

he looks a little plasticky. hmn.
» bUttsH4k3r (218.111.65.185) on 2006-07-31 03:47:21

*Look at his Transfomers collection* Oh, there's one fembot I can molest with XD.
» YungJie (60.49.202.94) on 2006-07-31 11:04:45

Jack Sparrow. Bleargh. He needs some bleach and a haircut before I'd date him. Paul
» Paul (219.95.90.76) on 2006-08-01 09:29:23

molest jack black ? You'd be bether off just molesting a doll of the real jhonny depp instead of a broken down needing a shave and hair cut and especially facial wash to wash off the mascarra pirate jack!
» jase (202.6.138.42) on 2006-08-02 03:19:26

I'm a lot harder to please. I'd like either the real thing, or a complete set of his pirate regalia. I think I'd look pretty hot in it, sans dreadlocks and capped teeth.
» Laynie (219.93.96.238) on 2006-08-02 11:10:49

dave: Yeah, it's bendable to a certain degree. You can't make him drink his rum or scratch his balls.

bUttsH4k3r: Well, I'd imagine that Johnny Depp would balk at donating flesh to make his mini-self more...realistic.

YungJie: Fembot or blow up doll? ;)

Paul: INFIDEL!!!

jase: Molest Jack BLACK? Who would do that?!! Possibly Dave Grohl, but not me!! Anyway, INFIDEL!!!!

Laynie: Refer to replies to Paul and Jase. Yarrrrr!!!!
» theZEBRA on 2006-08-03 11:30:11

hahahhha, when I said molest Jack Black does bring up images of that ugly fat guy from school of rock doesn't it !? Well MAYBE I meant Captain Jack 'Sparrows' of the something black ship.. OH YES! BLACK PEARL... oh and FYI stop using INFIDEL!! I demand copyright to it!
» jase (202.6.138.42) on 2006-08-04 09:06:37

By my books, you are "officially" the most popular on NuTang! It looks like someone is trying to escape from Jack Sparrow's pants.
» theInsider on 2006-08-05 02:31:15

jase: Pffft, your Jack Black thing was probably a freudian slip. :p

theInsider: Hooray to animal lovers! ...In a non-bestiality sort of way.
» theZEBRA on 2006-08-06 09:54:20

jack sparrow..im luv his acting..very stylo..
» blue_april on 2006-08-09 09:01:33

blue_april: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow! :D
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