So. It's been a month since my last update. To those who complained (i.e. Jase), I apologise...for having a SHITLOAD of assignments to finish, you whinger!

Hahaha.

Right, assignments are over and done with. And the exams are a whole 6 days away, so I've heaps of time for that.

Anyway, priorities first:

UPDATE on the guys in my life

Grand total = 0

Bottleshop Adam

Has disappeared. I don't know where to and his manager was very evasive when I interrogated asked him. He definitely didn't quit his job because he got to see me everyday, and who would want to give up a perk like that. I actually thought I saw him hiding behind some wine cases once, but I must have been hallucinating, I was that cut up over his disappearance. Maybe he was kidnapped...who knows? It's a mystery.

Hot Mauritian Guy

Is a bastard. When I tried to verify the rumours, he assured me that there was nothing going on between him and the Other Girl. And the next thing I knew, they were doing a RichardandAmy beside the soccer pitch. I know. I was watching the whole time from my window with a pair of binoculars.

Bartender Victor

Had potential for a while. Hot, witty, bartending (i.e. drink mixing) skills, and hot. Unfortunately, he was either attached, or had serious separation issues with his mother. Between him and Bottleshop Adam, drinking just isn't as fun anymore.

So this left me languishing all by my heartbroken and lonely self. Until 3 days ago when I met the Tall Blond Guy (renamed by Jase).

Athletic, can hold a decent conversation, dresses well, a sailing enthusiast (!), can fly planes (!), wants to buy a motorbike (!), AND is not an alcoholic (!!!).

We may be going out for coffee at the end of the week.

Unfortunately I've forgotten what he looks like. It was a whole 3 days ago, it was dark, and I had had a bit to drink. All I remember is 'tall' and 'blond', hence TBG.

This had better not turn out to be another Norwegian episode.

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In the meantime, here are some pics I took at this year's Sexpo to make up for the lack of updates.

WARNING: Some of them aren't very work safe.

Categories: Blokes [t]

Ahhhhhh... finally the loch ness monster of perth has come out again to write in her blog! AND this is what you have to say!? Hahahaha, I'd suggest you go do something about this Tall Blond Guy. from now on he shall be known as TBG!
» jase (202.6.138.42) on 2006-06-05 11:39:38

FINALLY!!!!! my goodness! i was beginning to wonder if you had died, or you had totally given up on your blog. well, since exams are just 6 days away, i'm guessing that means you'll be finishing soon. and like i said, pls call me when u get home. i hope u still have my no. and yes, i missed u. though i'm not too keen on getting my ass whooped in basketball. hehe. =)
» Qian (60.48.117.67) on 2006-06-06 01:08:17

Tell me you didn't get those damn showbags at the Sexpo. My friends tried giving one to me and I conveniently forgot to bring it home with me. *ahem* There goes your staff discount with Bottleshop Adam. Find his address somehow and STALK him.
» Alynna (130.102.42.97) on 2006-06-06 01:19:55

that's all you have to say? you went off for a month, and wrote something that took two minutes to read? more! more! mooore!
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-06-06 01:35:40

I am very disappointed in Bottleshop Adam. But he was clearly unworthy of you. Forget him. He is nothing. Stupid bottleshop Adam.
» Katy Newton (80.0.25.130) on 2006-06-06 01:45:02

Ahem....i recall another guy? Damnit girl, stop making me wonder. Oh yea, thanks heaps for the stripper photos, it lovely to know that there are beautiful men like that who are stripppers...the world hasn't ended after all. :)
» Arliz (203.100.22.137) on 2006-06-06 09:57:39

Jase: Yes, yes. You have renamed him. :)

Qian: Okie dokes. If I can't find your number, I'll send you an email.

Alynna: Nope, was too distracted by the Clyde porn bus. And what's this about stalking? Do you think I'm some kind of stalker?!

buttsh4k3r: I gave you stripper pics!! What more do you want?!

Katy: No no! He was kidnapped!

Liz: You're welcome, cuddlebunny. I'll save the vids for you.
» theZEBRA on 2006-06-07 03:41:58

some female strippers would be very, very good.
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-06-07 09:50:37

bUttsh4k3r: And risk not having enough memory for my male stripper pics and vids?
» theZEBRA on 2006-06-07 10:24:51

Good God. And here I thought you'd gotten shacked up with one of those big OZ hunks. Paul
» Paul (60.48.188.149) on 2006-06-08 07:36:57

Paul: I can't get to your blog! The uni server's blocked it due to 'adult content'! :'(
» theZEBRA on 2006-06-08 07:55:36

Noooo. Whatever made you think that. *AHEM* ;) Regardless... stalk him!
» Alynna (130.102.0.176) on 2006-06-09 03:43:34

Work? You mean they make you work at university. I thought that was banned.
» US (62.254.128.6) on 2006-06-10 04:40:13

Alynna: Tsk tsk...I hope this isn't what they taught you at school. And you a prefect too. *Shakes head*

US: I know...Australia's a little backward that way. Can you believe we actually have lectures to go to?
» theZEBRA on 2006-06-10 04:49:36

Coffee?!
Coffee? Well we all know coffee is code for sex. You make sure he wears a rubber Jamie. Don't fall for that, "I'll pull it out" line. Because when it comes down to it, he won't, and you'll be pregnant. Just in time for exams too. And then you'll have to take your baby into the exams and you can hide crib notes in its little baby clothes and cheat and get good grades and get into honours.
» Damian (218.214.162.38) on 2006-06-11 12:20:01

Damian: Or I could alter the baby's genetic codes and make it uber duber smart and have it do the exam for me instead! Either way, it's a great plan. Except for one thing - it takes 9 months for a baby to pop out and the exams start tomorrow.
» theZEBRA on 2006-06-11 12:48:27

loved the pics! how does he get the thong to stay in place? lol
» AJ (219.94.83.1) on 2006-06-12 07:26:06

Prefect?!
I stopped being a prefect yonks ago! Okay, so it was last year. Heh. I'm in uni now and I think I am qualified to... uh.. tell you to stalk him. Yes, that's downright dodgy. :P
» Alynna (130.102.0.176) on 2006-06-13 01:21:29

AJ: Yes, I just had to share the wealth. :D And no, I have no idea. We should have mobbed the stage and torn it off at the very beginning.

Alynna: Which makes you a downright dodgy person. ;)
» theZEBRA on 2006-06-13 05:41:48

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