Oh why oh why did I laugh at JonnyB? His agony which seemed so funny a week ago, is now all too familiar as I lay sweating in my furnace of a room.

I am melting. MELTING. My bed is no longer a bed, but a giant, soggy sponge. How is it possible to sweat this much? I get up and walk. No, I leak around the house in search of a cooler room. My pyjamas, sodden with sweat, are fiendish things. Clinging to me, pulling at me uncomfortably with every movement, leaving butt-shaped sweat stains everywhere I sit. Urgh. I have an urge to tear them off and prance about the house naked. But I don't want to scare the maid. She is new and is yet unused to my naked prancing.

How I long for the cold. Lovely Perth and its lovely winter. Diving under the covers until the bed stops shaking from my uncontrollable shivering. Having to hold it in because going to the loo would mean letting my warm spot grow cold. Huddling into a miserable ball of cold flesh everytime the wind hits me.

Anything but this stifling Malaysian heat.

Yes, even frozen nipples.

Categories: Malaysia [t]

air-conditioning for the win, ninja. or how about you just plop yourself in front of a fan? and hold a bowl of ice in front of you as it blows air into your face? mmmn.
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-06-27 06:30:31

I see you are back. :) Did you turn on ur RSS feed. No updates from you for quite a while, at least on my rss reader.
» Beerbrat (202.156.2.35) on 2006-06-27 08:29:55

at least you won't be hurt by someone's nipples.
» dave on 2006-06-27 11:57:53

Melting on the bed? Which hottie OZ man is lying on top?! Paul
» Paul (202.185.225.18) on 2006-06-28 02:55:13

bUttsh4k3r: My a/c isn't working properly. Sob sob sob. Apparently because no-one used it for 4 months. Rubbish. I know that my parents wrecked it, hoping that I'll go back to Perth earlier.

Beerbrat: I've been updating...not as frequently as before, but roughly once a week or so.

dave: Yes, true that. Only now I'm in danger of drowning in OTHER people's sweat.

Paul: If only...*starts to fantasise*. I'm home for the hols, so only the dog's sharing my bed.
» theZEBRA (210.187.2.114) on 2006-06-28 05:27:17

Missing a lady like ya!
Hey there pretty lady! So now u r back in KL eh? well... too bad I can't apply leave to go find ya cos its been too darn long since I last saw ya! Well... as the subject says, Missing a lady like ya! The Crazy Lone Ranger shall prevail once again! ha
» Jeffrey (202.156.2.35) on 2006-06-28 10:26:13

AhhhHHhhHHhhhh
Jamesy!!! You're back??!! I'll have to see you soon . . . lots of stuff to catch up on . . . lots . . . see you soon!!!
» KE (219.94.117.96) on 2006-06-30 06:21:39

YES!!! The STUPID WEATHER is so OTT this year!! Last I heard it's about 34 celcius out there. CRAZY. I was actually caught in a very long traffic jam yesterday, around 1pm... I almost passed out.
» Laynie (219.95.162.68) on 2006-07-01 05:41:12

after having graduated and escaping the perth winters, i now LONG for colder nights. and less pollutions. and healthier food. and less nosy ppl. and more privacy. bloody hell, shld've just STAYED my ass in perth.
» devil_undercover (218.111.151.185) on 2006-07-01 10:56:37

Argh, I know EXACTLY what you mean. :(
» Alynna (60.49.71.149) on 2006-07-01 11:32:58

Harlo
NIce to know that you are another KL blogger on the loose.... Welcum back to Kay-El
» The Searcher (219.94.81.189) on 2006-07-02 05:46:58

Hahaha. melting leh
» min (60.48.94.227) on 2006-07-03 11:43:07

*scratch head*
Strange, just morning it was raining in Setapak while attending lecture at UTAR, ain't so hot anymore, eh mate ?
» YungJie (60.49.202.94) on 2006-07-07 12:05:27

I vote that you F the maid and prance about nekkid! The heat has always been a great excuse for me to be indecently dressed, not that I am ever decent....
» Aj (219.95.211.83) on 2006-07-07 07:35:07

Jeffrey: Haha, nice to know that I'm being missed. Good luck with your new job!

KE: How dare you have your exams while I'm back home?! I insist you reschedule them IMMEDIATELY!

Laynie: Sob sob sob. I had to take 3 showers today...and I HATE showers.

devil_undercover: Welcome welcome! I'm not too sure about the bit about healthier food. *Thinks of student dinners and the KFC across the road from student housing*

Alynna: When are you going back?

The Searcher: Hullo hullo! Thanks for the welcome back! =)

min: How's your teeth? ;)

YJ: *glares darkly* It rained when I wanted to play tennis.

AJ: For a minute there, I thought you were suggesting that I literally fuck the maid...
» theZEBRA on 2006-07-08 06:14:47

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