We dance. I lean in for a kiss.

And at the last moment, he turns his face so that I kiss his cheek instead.

What's wrong? I can't kiss you, he says.

I ask him if he's gay. He laughs. No, he's not.

What, I grin cockily, I'm not hot enough? He half-laughs again and tells me that I have no idea how sexy he thinks I am. Then he adds that he wishes that he had met me ten years ago.

I pull back a little, my hands dropping from behind his neck to his shoulders. How old are you exactly?

He gives me a wry smile. Probably twice your age, he says, I'm 34.

Ahh. I tell him my age and he shakes his head a little. Where were you ten years ago, he repeats with the same wry smile.

Ten years ago, I was very, VERY illegal. Is it the age thing then, I ask.

He says that it is a little bit. But not really.

Then what? I am very curious now. But he doesn't want to tell me. I run my hands down his arms as I try to think of another reason. Maybe it will be easier to pry it out of him with more alcohol. I grab his hand to pull him to the bar...

And my fingers hit a ring.

Oh.

Damn.

Categories: Blokes [t]

What a pity
» Xboyz on 2006-12-10 07:57:14


whoops!! ha ha

» kKaMa67 on 2006-12-10 11:06:48

:)
Hahaha.. Too funny too funny.. if ur making this up, right on!! hahaha i was at the edge of my seat.. :) but if u didn,t, sigh.. hahaha.. btw hav u seen the prestige? it's quite good.. Hugh's in it.. :)
» (84.19.38.235) on 2006-12-10 03:07:16

hahaha
So much for a lil sumthin-sumthin. LOL
» frostbitten on 2006-12-10 04:01:19

Haha!
He's not worth your purty sexy self. ;)
» Silver-dot- on 2006-12-10 08:08:17

Xboyz: Yes, it was. And he smelt yummy too.

kKaMa67: Lol, yeah whoops. What was he doing dancing with me then? Tease...

Fellow Hugh-Luster: Ahh tragically enough, I didn't make it up. At least now I know what to check for with older guys.

frostbitten: There were some firefighters having some donation drive thing at the same place, and the one I picked was already owned as well.

Silver-dot: You're a darling. *Lick*
» theZEBRA on 2006-12-11 07:33:33

whoa...
man, you have trouble with guys a lot.

either that, or we don't hear about the scores
» middaymoon on 2006-12-11 11:44:05

I'm the fellow Hugh-Luster.. man.. such a pity.. hehe.. :)
» Van Ren (84.19.38.235) on 2006-12-12 03:15:55

what happened to surfer boy?
» rabbits' food (62.254.32.17) on 2006-12-12 06:46:11

middaymoon: I don't kiss and tell. ;)

VR: Ho ho! YES!! I must watch the prestige!! And Casino Royale too with the uber lustworthy Daniel Craig!!!

Rabbits' food: Is this my love, my darling Karen McCarrottyface? Surfer boy's back in Perth, a whole two months away. I need to keep myself entertained till then.
» theZEBRA on 2006-12-13 03:51:30

Just tell him you can be discreet lah!

-smack- Can eat don't waste! BTW Daniel Craig? I've decided that I'm going to have sex with him.
» Jay (82.69.108.126) on 2006-12-14 08:34:05

Daniel Craig? Sorry dear, am not on the same channel with u on that one.. hehe
Body = HOT!! Oooh la la..
Eyes = *drooooool...
Butt = NIce..
Face = Killed it all.. :|
» Van Ren (84.19.38.197) on 2006-12-15 08:27:29

Been there. Done that.

But not BOTH AT ONCE!! Gawwwwd.
» (219.95.28.169) on 2006-12-16 09:46:59

Oh yeah, that was me.
» Laynie (219.95.28.169) on 2006-12-16 09:47:21

You naughty girl. Now you're going around with married men?

They grow up so fast :)
» Paul (219.95.191.61) on 2006-12-17 12:07:39

That was hillarious.....
I can imagine your fustration!
» Eugenie (60.52.12.177) on 2006-12-19 12:15:24

Even I haven't done an already married man! Props to you guurl!!
» AJ (218.111.40.59) on 2006-12-20 12:11:03

just... y'know. wow.

i wish married women came up to me that way :p
» bUttsH4k3r - goddamn first 4 letters!! its called me a baboon a million times!! (60.49.69.147) on 2006-12-21 04:33:50

Jay: Sob sob sob. Sorry la, next time I'll just spike his drink and jump him.

VR: *GASP* HOW CAN!!! Have you watched him yet? Go watch Casino Royale and Layer Cake NOW!

Laynie: Put it in your to-do list.

Paul: Hahaha, hopefully retired men are a LONG way away.

Eugenie: Share my pain... :D

AJ: Haha, you probably have...you just didn't know it.

bUttsh4k3r: You baboon butt. You got your untiffs!!
» theZEBRA on 2006-12-25 09:23:19

I was initially disappointed they chose Daniel Craig as the new Bond. But after watching him, I have to admit, he is SOOOOoooo sexy... And seeing him in a tux... I was practically drooling, my heart palpitating. Even his voice is ultra-sexy. It's a pity he isn't more handsome.
Sigh.... *dreams of daniel craig in a tux*
» Qian (60.48.116.215) on 2006-12-26 01:13:03

Qian: Haha, another convert!!
» theZEBRA on 2006-12-26 08:26:24

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