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Token Nudes
Friday. 10.5.07 10:48 pm
Token nudes are always fun. You know that it promises to be an awesome night out when the token nude rocks up. Everyone cheering, cameras flashing, fingers pointing and stories to tell the next day. It's great to be able to count on someone to take their kit off after a few drinks.

Until that someone turns out to be your other half. At the snick of a zipper, you shut your eyes in despair, praying fervently. "Please please, don't let it be him." No such luck. Oh look, there he is, yanking his pants down. The shirt is long gone, buttons scattered on the floor. You can only watch in growing horror as he spanks himself and pretends (oh god, let him be pretending) to hump a hapless stranger. The same person who only an hour ago promised to treat you like a princess is now attempting to give you a lap dance.

My boyfriend passed me a photo the other night. Some twat on a bar top, thrusting (yes, thrusting) at the camera with his pants down. What an idiot, I chuckled. He was lucky that the shot was cut off at the neck so he couldn't be identified.

Oh how I laughed. Until I recognised the underwear.

A slightly more decent pic

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You recognised the underwear, and then what?
» Xboyz on 2007-10-05 11:22:26

after u recognzed it, then what did u do? lolz.
» Vimalan ( on 2007-10-05 12:02:08

hmm, that's quite interesting. looks rather fun, though.
and thank you for the b-day wishes =]
» LostSoul13 on 2007-10-05 03:30:54

Oh, that's rich...XD Oh, I mean, poor you, sweetie. But oh, that is FUNNY. *gasps for breath* Oh...
» Silver-dot- on 2007-10-05 04:10:03

I was kind of afraid there might be something explicit in the picture, so I almost didn't scroll down to comment. :P

Alcohol + People = Interesting stories to share
» randomjunk on 2007-10-05 05:34:44

Oh, how unfortunate.

I hope you gave him a good talking to after all that.
» Chloefoxx on 2007-10-05 05:57:51

The way I am,
I'm sure that if I ever touch alcohol, I'll probably go insane. And nude.

I'm slightly insane anyway. Heheh.
» middaymoon on 2007-10-05 06:26:21

LOL!! I think I should stay with drinking everything unalcoholic.
» Nuttz on 2007-10-06 12:03:16

On a separate note, how are you mourning yesterday's rugby results?

» vincent ( on 2007-10-07 01:43:22

Bartop and lap dancing, in his underwear??? Sounds like a keeper!
» Laynie ( on 2007-10-08 04:05:46

Xboyz & Vimalan: Then I decided to buy him a thong.

LostSoul13: Haha, I missed out that night! Hope you had an awesome birthday.

Silver-dot-: At least it gives me stories to tell :D

randomjunk: I'll mail you the explicit one if you like. ;)

Chloefoxx: I did. But the very next day, we went out to a pub and he mooned me in the beer garden.

middaymoon: Lol, another token nude identified. Good on you!

Nuttz: If only to be the sober one recording the acts of nudity taking place around you.

vincent: ARGHHHH!!! Both NZ and Aus taken down in one fell swoop! My heart was shattered! I'd already planned a party for the NZ-AUS semis showdown too! Boooooooooooo!

Laynie: Quite! I'm thinking of buying him a pole to practise on too!
» theZEBRA on 2007-10-08 04:18:01

I'm SURE you weren't supposed to tell me that, you horrible shameless brag.
» Laynie ( on 2007-10-10 10:50:37

Now THAT's the way to have a party.

Could Warren give me a lapdance as well? He doesn't have to treat me like a princess.
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